my-skinny-state-of-mind:

May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.

(via scissor-happy)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via fashionandmakeupwhore)

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

(Source: molgars, via faplemore)